Fat

Lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic
.KAR file by Ken Vong (shampoo@unix.infoserve.net)

You're butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth, I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, whole wheat
All right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins, than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just to tell me once again, Who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one, who gets a tan
If I have one more
Pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I have to take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it

And my shadow weighs forty two pounds let me tell you once again
Who's fat

If you see me comin' you're way
You'd better give me space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then you'd better feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know, you know it

When I sit around the house I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Let me tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat?

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You know, you know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat?

Soft karaoke
Words
Melody
Bass
Electric Piano
Percussive Organ
Clean Electric Guitar
Voice Oohs
Brass
Strings
Drums
Orchestra Hit
Synth Strings
Rock Organ
Sawtooth

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